Dear Contractor. I do not care about the VAT. Just tell me how much the thing is. Jesus Wept.

Have Jake Humphrey and Clarkson done their thing yet?

Live pictures of Loughborough Students RFC and Cardiff Met RFC’s defence coaches

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I’ve been watching Gerry Cinnamon for an hour. Every song sounds like Same Jeans by The View.

Anyone ever used the Vélib' app/bikes? What a load of rubbish! May as well have made a paper plane out of €5 and tried to use that as transport 😂

Some proper hispter football tonight! Red Star vs AC Ajaccio, if you please

Brits every time they go to an American Restaurant

Stuff the @Oasis reunion… This is the anniversary tour I’m up for.

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Community noted on your own nonsense 😂 Shambles!

Had to check if this was a parody account.

Imagine moving to a house next to a stadium then complaining about events. 🙄

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What a signing

#UniRugby news... Women's BUCS Super Rugby to launch this season as student game continues to evolve 🙌 #WBSR talkingrugbyunion.co.uk/womens-bucs-su…

Probably a better way to combine the words “portable” and “monitor”

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