Join us Wednesday, Feb. 18 at 12:30 for lunch and a talk from Dr. Blair Baker, REEL Lab Director and School Psychology Faculty Member. Join us to learn about “Responding to Racial Discrimination in Schools: A Review of the Do's and Don'ts." Hope to see you there!

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A few days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran to get the town priest to come and listen. The

A woman went to the doctor’s office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months. The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, your brother named them for you. Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an

Black culture has always celebrated excellence, period. We hype Eminem in rap. We gas up Cooper DeJean making plays. CMC. Maxx Crosby. Larry Bird before them. If you stand out in a space dominated by us, you get love. No hesitation. But when Black people celebrate our own

An Admiral was visiting one of his ships. When having tea he noticed every biscuit had the ship’s insignia embossed on it. He was impressed and called in the cook to ask him how he did this. Cook: When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting

He was my favorite character on Bonanza. I remember being initially forced to watch this show by my mom as a kid... but he was the reason I kept watching

A priest is painting the outside of his church... He realizes he won't have enough paint to complete the job unless he adds water, which he does. When he finishes, a freak rainstorm pops up and his handiwork is lost as all the paint is washed off. From the clouds, a voice

We had a great time at the Tim Tebow Foundation Corvallis Night to Shine 💫 It’s bigger than football! — #TheDamStandard

Writing multiple papers at the same time

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a word or two of

Everybody Knows Dave... Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old

I understand this take. Especially when undergrads need to be corralled

You earned a fan in me! Hope he balls out

Hoops Waffle House after 12 AM

There is an extremely viral video circulating of a young woman who is now an ex-Trump supporter crying her eyes out and bemoaning "the left" not being sympathetic to her plight now that she has "woken up from the cult." She talks about how she was raised in the "southern,

A rhinoceros wakes to find itself in a room with no doors or windows. All four walls are made of hollow cinder block, but three of the four walls are reinforced with rebar and cement filling, rendering them completely unbreakable. Utterly confused, the rhinoceros studies the

This needs a remaster immediately lol

My wife showing me a picture of her getting her hair done. I asked if she was preparing to fight a group of large teenage turtles?