We apologize for our ill-timed joke in lieu of incoming snow. A personalized apology for Prince of Darkness has been posted to our bio.

Stay home stay safe, none of us wanted to see you out anyways.

As always, our plan for the side streets snow removal is available in our bio.

In an effort to improve our city roads and secure a Bills win, Byron Brown will be sacrificed to the pit at 4pm.

Byron Brown hinting a 6th term?!?! 😍 Finally some good news for fans of childhood poverty, lead poisoning, poor water quality, bloated/unregulated police budgets… and my favorite people.. venture capitalists looking to open another micro brew pub/hotel. You did it Byron! ❤️

The DPW would like to wish a happy Mother’s Day to attractive single moms only!

Just walked in on Byron Brown, Carl Paladino, Nick Sinatra, Douglas Jemal, and Carl Montate in a five way goodbye kiss today. Those guys really gonna miss each other

I’ve been thinking a lot about who could replace Byron…

That’s so like the West Side.. desperate to be seen but never going to get attention!

Yikes! I just walked in on Chris Scanlon whispering in the bathroom mirror “no more crying you’re the mayor now.”

Hi Jonathan. Our schedule is posted in our bio. Hope this helps!

We’re just thankful Trump isn’t going after DUI hires too.

I was accidentally added to a group chat with Byron Brown and his staff at OTB and they’re just rating the sexiest horses in racing

The Buffalo DPW wishes a very Happy Mother’s Day to attractive single mothers only!

Chris Scanlon is offering free plow rides around down town to his top donators. So far, Carl Palladino has taken dozens of rides making Scanlon sit on his lap each time.

The DPW would like to say happy Father’s Day to hot dads only

Our plan is now available in our bio.

We’re declaring an emergency trash day. Please be patient while our crew throws away Brandon Beane

Is it possible Josh Allen is also pregnant?

Now we’re all wondering what this guy WOULD like shoved down his throat 🤔 Go Sabres!