Lionel Shriver on 'grievance'...

if I ran People magazine my number one priority right now would be workshopping the lede of an article about Dua Lipa both hosting and singing on the next 'SNL' to be some version of 'Dua Lipa? Dual duty!'

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You smokеd, then ate seven bars of chocolate
We declared Raffey Cassidy should be a bigger artist

adding to the list of DeuxMoi's greatest hits — along with 'the Titan submersible passengers have been recovered alive' and 'Woody Allen is hosting 'SNL' with musical guest Lizzo' — the post, just now, that Trump's running mate will either be 'The Rock or Elise Stefanik (R-NY).'

this is a psyop to distract Jonathan Franzen from completing his next novel

Their respective personalities…

Toddler fit check

return of the double stroller

Dreamt I had a meal at the Boston fast-casual chain Tatte. That was the only thing that happened in the dream…

The host fought through it valiantly and got good stuff, but it’s kind of funny to launch an interview-themed podcast CALLED “The Interview,” and have your first guest be like, as a concept, I basically don’t believe interviews should ever happen.

idk Artpop. Or Prism. Definitely either Artpop or Prism. What do you want from me

Something about the Dua album campaign being like “no, no, we are staying the course, and this will work!” is very Biden 2024…

inside the war room

“Civil War” is a near masterpiece. Keep following this account to find out what I think of “Challengers” in two weeks.

“The Talent,” Daniel D’Addario (2025)

It takes a lot to shock me, and yet…

was trying to think of a fourth celebrity whose name scans onto 'Clara Bow'/'Stevie Nicks'/'Taylor Swift' and my first thought was 'Lisa Frank'...

the 'Twisters' trailer is the best studio film of the decade so far

drunk on power after my viral Le Creuset tweet…