I am trying very hard to ignore the stock market, the success of which I have hinged my entire presidency, now that it is going through the floor. I did so much to drive this economy but I have no explanation or willingness to take responsibility for the downward trend.

PEOPLE!!! Please don’t ignore the McConnell behind the curtain. He is my ace in the whole for avoiding the ultimate blame for this shit show. Sessions, Mulvaney, McCord and Graham... there is always more room under the TheRUMP campaign bus!!!

I am seriously understaffed: I have no one else to blame! Has anyone seen Mike Pence?

DJT Rant of the day: FINALLY!! Evangelicals have accepted our argument that EGOTISM is a religion! Take that, Fake News!!!

Re: My press conference. With my tiny hands, does it really look like I am flailing my arms or what?

The Greatest News Conference EVER!!! The FAKE NEWS is going to say that was a check that the guy from Quest put in my pocket. NOT TRUE!!

DJT Translated: Sure we love Italy. There is an ocean between us! Mexico on the other hand... Also, did any take a call from a guy with a German accent? No, not him, He's dead.

DJT: Biden LIED during the debate (so I guess Covid19 is not the only thing that is catching...)

DJT Translated: I say something and then I hear it on Fox News and then the Dems deny it..SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!! Hear, watch: I always treated the Chinese Virus (see what I did there...spared the Mexicans by not calling it the Corona Virus?) very seriously...

That's right! I have screwed it up so badly, Will someone please make America Great Again?

Sleepy Joe or Divisive Donald, you get to decide! (but if your asking me...)

Sean, baby, who are we excoriating today? I have lost track. I have been busy taking credit for NASDAQ (only today, mind you. When it tanks, it is back on Barrack HUSSEIN Obama (see what I did there?)).

Big Sean, didja hear Mitch's joke about the preacher and the demonstrator? Ask him. I can't do the accent but it harkens back to Katrina when white survivors were foragers and black survivors were looters!

You know the train is coming of the rails when I go after Fox. Pretty soon it will be just me Mitch and Melania (and she is kinda on the fence as it is...). Some days I wish I were a horse's head so more people would pay attention to what I have to say...

This me trottin' out my Simon Bolivar quote. Ya Like it? Just ignore the fact that I would never let him into MY country!

FAKE News From the liar's liar!

Actually Lindsey Graham what I said last night was "I DOnt Care about ANY of you!!!" and then they turned the camera on. It is kind of a blur after that..

WORST riot ever! No blood NO broken bones I am not sorry I missed it!

After Wednesday I can become the official head of the Pitchfork Party and not just a mouthpiece on the sidelines watching everyone else have the fun.PITCHFORK PARTY!!!! We will CONTINUE to make America GREAT AGAIN (and again and again and again).

Will everyone please stop sticking forks in me? I AM NOT DONE!!!