ain’t no way unc made the cut I’m sick

The KD STOPPER let’s gooooooo Charlotte Hornets

Professional bag fumbler

Think i’m out on bereal. Hell of a run, good app.

“You don’t rise to the levels of your goals, you fall to the level of your systems” is exactly what I would tell the Park Road shopping center Brueggers Bagels staff at halftime of the morning rush. Hard working individuals not playing as a team. Disjointed effort this morning.

JG WentWorth commercials been standing on business all my life🫡 #877CashNow

Simply replying to your manager’s “Let’s have a great Friday team!” slacks advances your career far more than it should

Holding onto this graph like their the nuclear codes

The advanced analytics say I don’t need to make my bed and clean my room before going out but we don’t let data drive all the decisions in this program

The ACC disrespect during the regular season then dominance in the post season happens like clockwork

99% certain I renamed my hs swim team. My hs’s mascot is the falcons but for some reason beyond my understanding our swim team called themselves the “jellyfish”. I joined senior year and pre-meet hype up told the team we’re now the “aquafalcons” and today they have it t-shirts

Edwards vs Luka was the Magic vs Bird matchup of this playoffs, and perhaps this rest of this decade. Tatum is not on either of those guy’s level. If they’re Magic and Bird he’s this generation’s Alex English and will be exposed as such! Mavs in 5. #nbafinals

Just Phil U ain’t god. Go get ready for work

Unfortunately, the zyn shortage is just making me grind harder

Influencers are gonna crazy with the Southeast Asia to Australia roadtrip vlogs down the way

With an enormous NIL influx expected from wildcat alumni Pope Leo XIV, sources say Villanova is eyeing a move to the SEC - with a tv deal and divine intervention likely to follow