Trying on progressively smaller Deebo Samuel jerseys until he looks fat PFT Commenter

Absolutely nailed it!!!

Injury update: #Commanders WR Deebo Samuel is good to go. It was reported that he left the practice field today with a left hand injury. (via:Bleacher Report)

You can now bet on what color the next dildo thrown on a WNBA court will be.

This is why people throwing dildos on the court ref, yall fucking us out of quality basketball

The less we see Jacory Croskey-Merritt in the preseason, the more we see Bill in the regular season? (via The Junkies)

The automatic service at el pollo loco. Order yourself pay yourself cash or card. Minimum wage jobs going away.

The only answer is Sean Taylor……

MVP season loading for JD5

I bid 2.8 million for hip 79 today. I got outbid by Bob Baffert and Zedan. And then he crashed my interview. I will be rooting for this horse to be healthy but abnormally slow.

Two things have stood out to me watching the offense: - the connection between Daniels and Ertz is a cheat code - Tunsil is really, really, really good

This!

BREAKING: QB Jayden Daniels is expected to make the Commanders 53-Man Roster. 🔥🚨

Asses everywhere

The The Junkies rippin smelling salts again is actually badass! lol