Yesterday was my last day at Twitter: the entire Human Rights team has been cut from the company. I am enormously proud of the work we did to implement the UN Guiding Principles on Business & Human Rights, to protect those at-risk in global conflicts & crises including Ethiopia,

just realized that teslas probably won't work if the company fails

Well done Glastonbury ticket people! I'm taking 2023 off from festivals to try channeling my money and effort into some different things, but I want you to all have a lovely and peaceful time for me, K?

Enjoy what you can whilst you can. Take nothing for granted.

Shall I leave Twitter? Its just going to get worse, isn't it? Not really one for making personal statements about quitting social media but in this case it would definitely be a political decision. Anyway feeling the same way?

*various unintelligible grumpy noises*

My mum asked me to put her socks on for her this morning, which was really tough as she's size 4 and I'm an 11.

I feel sort of bad that Goodfellas is my fave Scorcese film.

I hope no D&B legends make me lose all respect for them by tweeting about Elo...ah shit.