Every Sunday, whenever Bertie hears the signature tune to the David Rodigan show on BBC Radio 1Xtra, he flies into the kitchen and listens for the whole 2 hours. The heavier the dub the more he likes it, bobbing his head to the beat.

I’ll start shopping at @LidlGB again. I changed to Aldi Stores UK when it was refurbed and closer to home. I’m saving money, not due to prices but the constant lack of stock items, both branded and unbranded, resulting in having to then go to another supermarket to make up the shortfall

You had one job 🤦🏻

Da iawn, Jac Morgan. Only Welshman in the touring squad winning Player of the Match. #BritishLions #rugby 🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Listening to Test Match Special on the radio. There must be a bet in play as I’ve never heard the word ‘ringpiece’ used so many times in such a short period of time.

Still Spursy……🤣🤣🤣

Breweries just announced for this year’s Hastings Tap Takeover. ⁦Jackie⁩

DJING AT THE DRAGON BAR HASTINGS TONIGHT! 30 Year Anniversary celebrating the famous Blur vs Oasis chart battle! 🥳🥊🥳 facebook.com/share/1CaTbUki…

Listening to David Rodigan playing his carnival tunes along with the budgie whose DJ name should be Sir Gob-A-Lot because he just won’t stay quiet whenever I Shazam a particular track. He thinks he’s toasting. All my searches come back as: “It’s that bloody bird again!!” 🤦🏻

Craig Bellamy doing a ‘Redwood’ with the anthem. #WALBEG

Watching the England v Fiji match. National Anthem and team players and the professional singer still get the words wrong. The clues in the name: ‘God Save The King’, not ‘God Save Our King’. #ENGvFIJ #rugby #nationalanthem

I was there….Stan Stennett was very funny. He did a routine of a traffic warden dressed as a ghost. I was 6.

Went into work this morning then up to Aldi Stores UK to buy a whole Ashfield turkey. All sold out before 11am, both fresh and frozen. Nothing, nada, zilch….🤷🏻‍♂️

◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️, the POTUS formerly known as Trump.

I got told off yesterday. It seems our budgie has added the phrase ‘lazy c*nts’ to his already quite extensive vocabulary, just in time for Christmas before the in-laws come round. I pleaded my innocence but apparently, ‘he says it in your voice.’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

Diwrnod Santes Dwynwen Hapus!! I’ve decided to teach Welsh to the budgie. I started yesterday with ‘Shwmae Butt’ - let’s see how we get on. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Watched the brilliant Under Salt Marsh last night. There is a small series of episodes about the making of the drama, including how the village was built. A tiny snippet showed the inspiration, including The Pelican in Hastings which, I’m positive, became the Morfa Halen chippy.

Jacob Tamme x.com/Playteaux1/sta…

Escape to the Country. A young couple, with baby on the way, living in a small maisonette in Slough, Berkshire. Looking to relocate to (checks notes), Berkshire. With a budget of £800K!! They’re only moving down the road ffs.

Had a call from Sky Help Team saying they could save me money on my account. Offered me a second tv and box for free, said I didn’t want it and how much could they save me. He hung up. I called back and was told there were no savings to be made on my tv package. Dishonest.