Well that makes one of us, I'm never excited to see Dasha but what I am excited to see is her and her stupid friends get squashed like the annoying bugs they are. Ruby loves Selena too. It's nice to bring your daughter up in a healthy environment.

Practice what you preach.

Left your fucking pig behind though didn't you?

A beautiful day to own a pet pig.

I want to be incredibly clear here. Wrestling is full of people lying and exaggerating (something I have of course never done cos I'm great) but this conversation genuinely happened. I'm proud of what Ruby is becoming. It's why she gets everything she wants.

I'm here to make you confront harsh truths. You can have your stupid match, fine. Lose again! And you can have this again, too.

I am professional wrestling’s Stargirl. ✨

London is too big and noisy and full of people, but I will brave it to see 𝓢𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚. ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ * ✧.* beat Dasha in Ragnarok, who I will not be @-ing because she doesn't deserve something she can quote tweet.

Fourteen years since I renamed myself Diamond Jack Sabbath and I'm still the most shocking man in any promotion I step foot in. What SHOULDN'T shock you and win this award next year is what 𝓢𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚. ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ * ✧.* does to Dasha tomorrow when she beats her and ends this once and for all.

Let’s be real for a moment, I should be winning awards purely for being me. 💅🏼 But, I suppose ending Dasha’s reign with the World Championship and eliminating her from Until One Remains will suffice.

If you really think about it, without me @JoeyVBayBay doesn’t win the Valkyrie World Championship.

Yeah well you know what? You were shit in bed anyway.

Fine. FINE. She wants to have her silly little life with her silly little pig and her silly little friends she can do what she wants. I don't care anymore. Also I never cared about Selena anyway, I just needed someone who I thought would beat Dasha.

And I won't be addressing getting kicked in the head or trying to reunite with Dasha because you don't deserve to hear me talk about it, please don't try, you're all shit and you all deserve nothing but confusion in your sad little lives.

Ruby won't shut the FUCK up about the pig now too it wasn't even my idea none of this is my fault nothing is my fault

Well you know what? Okay you know what? Twenty five years! Ruby's gonna come back and end your careers when you're all old and shit (shit-ER, even) and I'll be there to laugh at you all. We start training today. She's six years old she's old enough

I can't stomach this. I can't bare to look at this fucking GOD AWFUL app anymore. I'm gonna go and do something productive with my day instead. If I don't tweet after this just know it's cos I probably threw my phone against a wall in pure disgust at your sheer, pitiful clownery.

Like mother like daughter.

I never did anything silly like say I wanted to 'to make the industry safer and more fair for all' and blahblahblah. Because I don't want to do that. I don't care about any of you. I just wanted to be the best. Anyway. I won. I expect no one to doubt me ever again.

You never know when or where I'll pop up next. See you soon!