The 'h' in h-index stands for hubris

The patient who was meant to be fasting since midnight:

Making friends :)

'replicability of findings is important'

*submits manuscript*

'These findings aren't novel. Rejected.'

Love that

When you land your dream job and you ask your new employer why they hired you

When the reviewer was the author of one of the papers you referenced in your manuscript

'MET call' is short for metoprolol call

Assessment and feedback aren't neutral processes.
In our chapter, Dèsa Karye Daniel & I discuss ‘care-full feedback’, rooted in Black feminist pedagogies, reshaping the dialogue towards social justice.

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People be like 'goes without saying' then say it

I need a mnemonic to remember how to spell mnemonic

Me: I think I'm keeping my stress levels pretty well under control

My twitching eyelid:

When someone plagiarises my academic work vs when someone plagiarises my memes

The 'we always appreciate an early call' mf when you call them early about a patient

'uhh why is ED calling me about this. They can sort that out themselves'

ED: *sorts it out themselves*

'WHY DIDN'T ED CALL US. THEY ALWAYS MESS THIS UP'

ENT surgeons

Ortho rounding on their # NOF patients

When you get to work on a Monday and the nurses ask you about a patient who was admitted over the weekend

The PhD experience