Star Wars has turned into sports. I just pretend to like it so I have something to talk about that's not feelings.

When did you decide you hated Dana White?

The last 8 elves in this Keebler pack were "Buckets." I wasn't paying attention, but I think the whole pack was?! I definitely didn't do it on purpose. (If I had, I would have saved the "Fast Eddies")

The guy playing The Sandman looks like Better Than Ezra Miller.

Did Danny The Street ever visit Fiddler's Green? And if so, how hot was that sex?

I found a 2 dollar bill while walking to the park. The world is my out of touch grandpa.

I love this time of year, where I see groups of people on social media lamenting tragedies, and I get nervous before realizing they're talking about their football teams #gonoone

I'll bet however Andy Dwyer died at the Jan. 6th riots was hilarious.

This weekend it’s the hilarious DJ Dangler featuring Sean Who???! Get tix now at planetofthetapes.biz!

You ever get out of a relationship that was so bad you realize you were wrong about a whole genre of music? Like when I got divorced I realized I didn't hate Lizzo, I had just been mad for 2 years.

There should be a title like EGOT for people who have roles in 4 major nerd franchises.

Taco Bell Guy gave me TWO free "you seem cool" or maybe "I hate my job" tacos. Today's gonna be my day.

I read The Walking Dead for awhile, but thought the show sucked. I'm watching Black Summer though, and really like it. It reminds me of the WD comics. Good.

I'll be on The Bob & Tom Show tomorrow talking about Frankenstein Maintenance

I've been smoking sativas and watching scary movies all month, then wondering why I'm jumpy when the house makes a noise. #halloweiner

Just got to talk to The Monster of all Monsters on the radio. This was right before he put The BOB & TOM Show through a table.

Love The Monster of all Monsters crushing suckers with a Powerbomb. Devastating. Best I've seen since Sid.

DJ Dangler headlining the Story Inn #Speakeasy #comedy club!

"Like the deserts miss the rain" makes more sense than "At the Desert's Masquerade," which is what I've been singing my whole life.