Knowing now that Epstein & Bannon cooked up the far right culture wars so people would be more outraged about gay & trans people existing than a billionaire pedophile cabal makes everything from the last 10-15 yrs make perfect sense

Still available: Gallen, Giolito, Bassitt, Scherzer, Littell, Montgomery, Canning, Corbin, Mikolas, T. Anderson, Buehler, Cortes, Gray, Marquez, J. Ross, L. Garcia, Miley

Castellanos

Pam is to Trump as Ghislaine is to Jeff.

What a bizarre start to Spring Training… #Mets Francisco Lindor, #Orioles Jackson Holliday and #Dbacks Corbin Carroll all break their hamate bone. Timeline to return is 4-6 weeks, so around Opening Day, but hand injuries can cause problems hitting for awhile after.

This is some Russia and North Korea type shit right here

A few Day 1 notes from #Phillies camp: --Orion Kerkering has a mild hamstring strain. --Aidan Miller will get reps at 3B, as well as SS. --Zack Wheeler, throwing from 90 feet, kept the rib that was removed in thoracic outlet decompression surgery. It's in his closet.

Fire this embarrassment.

31 years ago today, Homer Simpson, dressed as Krusty the Clown, traumatized a group of children when he pummeled the Krustyburglar at a franchise event. “Homie the Clown” first aired on Fox on February 12, 1995.

Cars have had computers in them for decades. I bet Trump hasn’t driven his own car since the 70s. If he’s ever driven his own car. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Live reaction from Kat Morikawa as her husband wins for the first time in 2+ years.

Good news, people who hate paying attention at work/school

In Phillies spring training 1992 , Darren Daulton takes you around to a bunch of players that are getting ready for a new look and a new opportunity to erase the 1991 season . Maybe it’ll take a year , but you never know John Foley

34 years ago today, February 20, 1992: #TheSimpsons episode “Homer at the Bat” first aired on Fox. Dir: Jim Reardon. Wr: John Swartzwelder. EP: Al Jean & Mike Reiss.

This might be the finest 60 seconds in the history of sports broadcasting. No prompter, no stumbling, no uhhs and you knows. Met the moment with big picture historical context in a way that connected it to the viewer. Not too understated or overly flowery. Just pitch perfect.

lol of course the link to this is being suppressed x.com/iamjohnoliver/…

Here’s the Kyle Schwarber bobble the Phillies are giving away to all fans on August 21.

You elected Trump because you wanted lower gas prices, lower grocery prices, no new wars, and a full release of the files. You’ve got none of that. Bravo, idiots.

This is insane.