My January salary was overpaid. I wrote to my employers about the anomaly. Today, they informed me it was a test of my integrity and because I passed the test, it ll be my new salary monthly. Lord😭

I’m delighted to announce @laurenruthers as today’s winner of the DIDNT HAPPEN OF THE DAY AWARD! With 23 points Lauren took top spot and held it across the day! Great achievement for Lauren! #DHOTDA

RT The “Didnt Happen Of The Day” Award: I’m delighted to announce @laurenruthers as today’s winner of the DIDNT HAPPEN OF THE DAY AWARD! With 23 points Lauren took top spot and held it across the day! Great achievement for Lauren! #DHOTDA

#DHOTDA

Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards

Right seen too much bollocks on my news feed. Dusting this account off and going into battle.

I showed this drawing to my 2 yr old daughter this morning and asked if she knew who it was. She smiled and said RBG. Thank you for fighting for us all. #NotoriousRBG

After i was born my dad wasnt allowed to have my first christmas off so he broke his own finger with a hammer the night before so he couldnt come in. Which is a nice story but felt pointed when it was brought up yday as a response to me saying i mightnt get xmas off this year

Jessica Chastain Tagging Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards

Tom Rosenthal Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards

Klaw Cxllum He’s gotta go for an interview tomorrow at the police station hahahah