Damn

人们都说，会玩乐器的人都很帅。 我不会玩乐器，但我很帅，因为我会玩。

What's the similarity between you and a vacuum cleaner? Both suck.

Did someone saw my gf? She been missing for my whole life.

I kenal my girlfrie.. wait a second... I don't have a girlfriend

你有听过只羡鸳鸯不羡仙吗？ 那你认为你会是那只鸳鸯，还是仙呢？ 不，你只是个羡慕鸳鸯和成不了仙的人。

女人如果是单身，会被称为单身贵族 男人如果是单身，会被称为单身狗

Sometimes I wonder, how can the beast get the beauty? Material is all that matters.

Explain My name is Jeff Take it literal, DiGi is suck

Damn drunk. How I wish got a girl beside me to cuddle.

This mark my another day... Of not having a gf...

Going to bed, and the brain start playing the song I'm a Barbie girl, In a Barbie world, life's a plastic, it's fantastic. Come in Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah yea...

Wednesday, why you so far away?

Just came to my thought... When a girl said, "give me more"... Does it mean 1) I'm too good, and she want more? 2) I'm too weak and since I can't give her the quality, she ask for quantity?

I'm 20++. Got car, no house. No gf. Not following those wealth influencer at all. And it still made me sad. Why? Cause I follow all DS...

你问我爱你有几分？ 69分.

你的背包，让我走的很缓慢， 我的温柔，让你觉得很心烦。 原来你已想好要在谁的身旁。

I'm actually Malaysian.

Any girl want to call me baby? You know, since I'm a newborn.

So Savant, now you're part in the 99. We look after each other. Hey cookie, if Savant was do anything to harm the precinct, would I destroy him? Answer uncertain, try again.