IT'S OUR 🇺🇸NATION'S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE's BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐️SPANGLED 💥⚡️🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU THE FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️

Been sick as balls, but we’re back to get those dolla

It’s politics time, fill out your chart and post it in the comments. (Yes, I am a man of conflicting views, I see no logical issue with that).

#wip 👀

Uh, I think we've got a real problem here guys. Musso's fallen over and she can't get up! DEVGRU-P

When you take so long to write your magnum opus of a game that everyone forgot about it meaning everyone will rage a second time when it comes out leading to twice as much free publicity. #MWITF

Also we regained access to the Twitter account after the dude who ran it dipped so… well if you need us send a PM ❤️

Every copy of #MWITF I try to send to Germany gonna end up like…

Two best friends visit Paris. #mwitf

Speedrunning getting the company Twitter account banned in 3…2…1…

With #LuLaRoe / #LuLaRich going tits up, maybe this will finally kick off the second American civil war like what happened in Albania.

Why are all my ILR friends hanging out in DC today? 🤔 And they didn’t even invite me…

DPRK news about to be like “Hah we are once again 5 years ahead of the West…. In faking food supply levels”

A post that has nothing to do with politics… Comment Section After 15 Minutes:

I love that because Seal Team 6 obviously doesn’t have a Twitter account, when people try and @ them it just goes to our notifications instead.

This aged like milk.