Bears are like the waffle house employees of the woods. DO NOT mess with them.

Made some cookies to celebrate the NANOGrav PFC announcement! Fortunately you don't need pulsars to detect these #GravitationalWaves (a mouth works fine)

Orcas have done more for social justice than the Supreme Court has this year

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DC tourists vs DC residents

Discusses some of my own humor research as well as from others' that I've learned from over the years!

Costume secured ✅

just got this resume ???

Turtles reaction after spotting manatees 📹seethroughcanoe

When you enroll in a PhD

Hello everybody. Please look at this picture of an owl that has been rained on. Thank you.

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Junior scholars: "I feel awkward citing myself" Senior scholars: "as I cleverly argued (1988; 1991), admirably reiterated (1993; 1995; 1996); and handsomely concluded (2001; 2004; 2007)..."

Join us for a special Science Comedy Night on Pi Day! Expect to hear a variety of math, science, and eclipse jokes. 👩‍🔬☀️➗️ We're featuring local comedians and some from New York featured on Comedy Central and Montreal's Just for Laughs Festival. Tix 🎟 dccomedyloft.com/shows/255308

Why do mathematicians like parks? Because they have a lot of natural logs. Join us for a fun Science Comedy Night tonight - on Pi Day! We're featuring standup comics from DC, NYC, and LA for a nerdy show! 🎟 Tickets go up at the door, so buy ahead: dccomedyloft.com/shows/255308?m…

I’m so sad for everyone who’s not experiencing this rn

Sunday night - join us for volcano comedy! Fresh off his Edinburgh Fringe Festival run, Ben Miller is bringing his new special about volcanoes to DC! Nov. 17 at 7:30pm DC Comedy Loft Tickets: dccomedyloft.com/shows/287911

THURSDAY: Science Comedy Night with Chuck Nice in DC! Get your fix of space and laughs! Tickets are selling fast: dcimprov.com/shows/main-sho…

I am once again pitching my romantic comedy: - two academics start dating - discover they are each other's terrible reviewer - hijinks ensue Working title: Love is Double-Blind