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Sometimes the hardest thing to do Is Nothing. 🦄

Never settle, ladies. You deserve better.

Make America normal again.

Leaving the movie theatre after throughly enjoying Clown In a Cornfield. Idk why but I chortled out loud. Gen Z person 1: “Have you ever seen from Dusk Till Dawn?” Gen Z person 2: “No but I’ve seen Twilight.”

But I can’t relax I have to be productive or else I’ll feel guilty and like I’m a failure

you're so fine that if you infected my computer, i'd call you handsomeware

I've seen too many people get confused with the red vs blue team concepts so I made a handy Venn diagram which should put the matter to rest. If you can't understand it, sorry, maybe Cybersecurity isn't for you. 🤷

Is it me? Am I the midlife crisis?

Cuz I was running out of stupid ideas, I’m well into training for my first triathlon. This is what they call a “brick” workout. I think because smashing my face with a brick is a better idea than breathing like rhino in heat for 18 miles. Still, feels kinda good after.

One of my flaws is that when it comes to bigotry and hate, my eloquence & calm has a short shelf life. Even shorter when it comes to people in the infosec industry & hacker community spewing that bullshit. I aspire to be as calm, collected, & devastating as this man.

I don't wanna work late. I want a sugar daddy that just buys me Legos.

My primary modes of transport this summer.

When none of my DM’s get acknowledged and I realize apparently I’m the only person trying to do work the day after a holiday.

Goddamn I miss old Twitter. This place used to be fun as fuck. Now it feels like sitting in the bathtub too long and all the hot water is gone cuz you’re on a shitty well system.

We don’t know how to make hardware devices this good anymore

Wispier (HackerBox 0115) Build by 463N7 youtube.com/shorts/X_5bDin…

Me: “OMG I WANT THIS” Also me: *remembering I subscribe to HackerBoxes and it’s sitting in my mailbox right now.* “Nice.”

So very excited that my @bsidescharm.bsky.social talk with @MrJeffMan (he/him) #WalkswithUnicorns has been posted! youtu.be/MFYTmhTw_uQ?si…

Today, a brilliant operation was carried out. The preparation took over a year and a half. What’s most interesting, is that the “office” of our operation on Russian territory was located directly next to FSB headquarters in one of their regions. In total, 117 drones were used in

There comes a time in every young man’s life where a right of passage must be performed. For Mini AyyyPT, that day is today. We watched the video for Limp Bizkit “Rollin’” together cuz it’s the intro song to Devil May Cry. Them shooting on top of WTC blew his goddamn mind.