In this unrelentingly dismal political climate i feel further & further distanced from my core identity: someone whose entire personality is based on hating midsommar

Pretty sure these websites are ignoring my non-consent to cookies

Being in another country should protect me from this bullshit

That shoulder strain or knee niggle that put you in a wheelchair? I swear to fuck they all want us to be paralympians or dead. “Yes i can,” but i don’t want to. I want to sit on my ass & watch trash reality tv & play video games like i was doing when i could walk

Having fun bantering with my imaginary friends who use text readers via alt text

You should get to choose where your tax money goes, if the gov't is going to spend money on bullshit anyway & bullshit ppl will always support bullshit, let bullshit ppl's tax go toward defense/billionaire ball massages or whatever & mine can go toward libraries & healthcare

Hopefully it's clear that regardless of whether or not the united states still has a department of education, i'm not paying back my student loans

The state of a nation’s economy is directly correlated with the fatness of its pigeons

Parents arrived in the UK today. Within an hour of being in town, my mom & an english stranger in line at the supermarket saw trump on the front page of the newspaper, my mom lamented that she has to “live under this man,” then the stranger did this

WE SAW THE PLANETS

March 1st is international wheelchair day & March 1st rent is due so for international wheelchair day pay my rent, you grapes 🍇

Was about to become a nazi but was incentivized not to after learning it could affect my financial performance

is not accurect

MARIO’S PICROSS IS ON SWITCH. IT FAILED IN NORTH AMERICA & STOPPED BEING DISTRIBUTED SO ITS SEQUELS INCLUDING MARIO’S SUPER PICROSS, ALSO ON SWITCH, WERE ONLY RELEASED IN JAPAN. FURIOUS I DIDN’T HAVE THESE AS A KID BUT WON’T LET MY BONES BEING DUST STOP ME FROM PICROSSING NOW

If joe biden was alive today he would praise the way the british prime minister makes the right wish they’d come up with his ideas

Saw a female comedian performing in a pants suit, HOWEVER DO YOU DO, MOST SOPHISTICATED FOREIGN SECRETARY OF DICK JOKE NATION, PLEASE REST YOUR LAPELS BETWEEN THE ANTIQUE STAINS IN THE GREEN ROOM TIL IT’S TIME TO DO A PORTION OF OR EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF 1 HOUR OF WORK FOR THE DAY

Venmo me and you’ll get crypto

This year i started finding cats kinda cute, is this what people mean by “biological clock”

Are movie screeners still a thing