DALIA MALEK ☥ (@dalia) 's Twitter Profile
DALIA MALEK ☥

@dalia

COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE. HOST OF @Interruptionsss. MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @DaliaButt

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In this unrelentingly dismal political climate i feel further & further distanced from my core identity: someone whose entire personality is based on hating midsommar

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That shoulder strain or knee niggle that put you in a wheelchair? I swear to fuck they all want us to be paralympians or dead. “Yes i can,” but i don’t want to. I want to sit on my ass & watch trash reality tv & play video games like i was doing when i could walk

That shoulder strain or knee niggle that put you in a wheelchair? I swear to fuck they all want us to be paralympians or dead. “Yes i can,” but i don’t want to. I want to sit on my ass & watch trash reality tv & play video games like i was doing when i could walk
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You should get to choose where your tax money goes, if the gov't is going to spend money on bullshit anyway & bullshit ppl will always support bullshit, let bullshit ppl's tax go toward defense/billionaire ball massages or whatever & mine can go toward libraries & healthcare

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Hopefully it's clear that regardless of whether or not the united states still has a department of education, i'm not paying back my student loans

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Parents arrived in the UK today. Within an hour of being in town, my mom & an english stranger in line at the supermarket saw trump on the front page of the newspaper, my mom lamented that she has to “live under this man,” then the stranger did this

Parents arrived in the UK today. Within an hour of being in town, my mom & an english stranger in line at the supermarket saw trump on the front page of the newspaper, my mom lamented that she has to “live under this man,” then the stranger did this
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March 1st is international wheelchair day & March 1st rent is due so for international wheelchair day pay my rent, you grapes 🍇

March 1st is international wheelchair day & March 1st rent is due so for international wheelchair day pay my rent, you grapes 🍇
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MARIO’S PICROSS IS ON SWITCH. IT FAILED IN NORTH AMERICA & STOPPED BEING DISTRIBUTED SO ITS SEQUELS INCLUDING MARIO’S SUPER PICROSS, ALSO ON SWITCH, WERE ONLY RELEASED IN JAPAN. FURIOUS I DIDN’T HAVE THESE AS A KID BUT WON’T LET MY BONES BEING DUST STOP ME FROM PICROSSING NOW

MARIO’S PICROSS IS ON SWITCH. IT FAILED IN NORTH AMERICA & STOPPED BEING DISTRIBUTED SO ITS SEQUELS INCLUDING MARIO’S SUPER PICROSS, ALSO ON SWITCH, WERE ONLY RELEASED IN JAPAN. FURIOUS I DIDN’T HAVE THESE AS A KID BUT WON’T LET MY BONES BEING DUST STOP ME FROM PICROSSING NOW
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If joe biden was alive today he would praise the way the british prime minister makes the right wish they’d come up with his ideas

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Saw a female comedian performing in a pants suit, HOWEVER DO YOU DO, MOST SOPHISTICATED FOREIGN SECRETARY OF DICK JOKE NATION, PLEASE REST YOUR LAPELS BETWEEN THE ANTIQUE STAINS IN THE GREEN ROOM TIL IT’S TIME TO DO A PORTION OF OR EVEN THE ENTIRETY OF 1 HOUR OF WORK FOR THE DAY