Melee Sheik might be the most skill-less character I’ve ever fucking seen holy shit Today I want to jork it animal style on the controller with nooooooo consequences

Melee is fun to play but genuinely this game feels like a hand genetics tester sometimes (below is the closest thing to something hype I did last session)

I just registered for StreetSmash 4 - Brian Can't Eat Chocolate @ Pixel Bar Manchester start.gg/ssmpixel #SmashQuarter via @startgg only going cause I need to fix my sleep schedule and this is the only thing that will give me enough adrenaline for me to be awake past 7

Istfg that essay marks in Uni is a fucking lottery pull cause I really don't know the difference in quality between the essays I got the 50s or around the 60s or higher Im so done with my bum ass degree im glad it will be over soon

I am really confident in my ability to rotate between all my chars rn (Roy Aegis Lucy) and I wish I could try it out in bracket but unfortunately im so fucking broke because of my gambling addiction phase in Japan I am such a fool I need to start a GoFundMe

Everytime I play Melee I get reminded of the requirement it takes to becoming genuinely good at the game and although Im confident I can definitely get good, to achieve that Im gonna have to go through so many ragefest grind journey and idk if i can be bothered to go through it💦

I just registered for StreetSmash 5 - Please bring your switch edition start.gg/ssmpixel #SmashQuarter via @startgg Enough with the questionable char picks in wrong moments Im going to actually char select accordingly and tryhard to WIN MONEY

people that didn't grow up with nintendo as an early 2010s teen don't understand how humiliating it was to own a wii u, the switch 1 was such a massive social shift

Got 5th at a stacked streetsmash played very well but unfortunately could not attain the bag like i promised father 😥 apologies to people who couldnt find me on bracket I changed my tag because i find the concept of someone called dingus pingus making upsets very funny

日本国内でも使えばいいだけの話 定期的に専用部屋で対戦してくれる人募集します。DMください 実力帯はレート2000↑or大型大会リザルト入りくらいで、強ければ強いほど嬉しいです 叩かれるの怖いと思うので匿名でOKです

Mr. E after beating a toddler in a Smash Bros Tournament.

ドンキーコングと聞くとこの動画を思い出してしまう

ok i dont mind sucking ass at the game but doing it in combination with sacrifice of little living money i have is making me contemplate my life choices so im just going to lock in for Uni and not compete for the time being