Sometimes i don't know how to properly cheer on my sex worker buddies, like in my head I'm just like 'YOOO NICE ASSHOLE' or 'NICE COCK HOMIE' or even 'YO THAT COOCH BE FIRE' And like maybe I just reply like that.

This shit should be banned tbh

drakes lawyer calling him up after this week

You could probably engineer something with the right kind of fabric and Velcro that’s designed to be wrapped rotund trees to form a shelter like this instead of wasting a bunch of plastic for clicks

Engineer Ian Davis built his own mechanical prosthetic when his medical insurance did not cover him, it functions without batteries or electricity

How does this even happen?

Madison Revisionist history is the online right winger's specialty.

I’m old enough to remember the absolutely massive shitstorm internet incel threw over Mad Max: Fury Road. We are not doing revisionism on this.

Look, do I know why I wasted my time drawing Tammy 172 times to this annoyingly catchy song? No. But for whatever reason, this particular dance made me want to animate it and Tammy felt right.

I really shouldn't be surprised this exists, but... just WOW.

As if more proof was needed of the unending, transparently blatant laziness of AI imagery...

Me a month ago: “I’m so worried about telling my mom I’m pagan”

*today at the pagan festival I was face painting at*

My mom: *trying to learn how to belly dance, getting tarot readings, and buying like 4 different crystals based on what their uses are*

Wait what the fuck do you mean the pop-tart movie isn’t just a dumb meme

Rip to the guy whose mom tried to set me up with him, he’s not dead he just decided to marathon Star Wars instead of getting his face touched by a big titty goth girl who would’ve facepainted him to look like Darth Maul

Civil rights be like

If one side ceases fire and the other does not, it’s no longer a war or even a conflict, it’s just open murder.

I fucking hate it here

Swear to god I didn’t cheat

We are so fucked as a species