Hey Roseanne Barr whoopsie daisies hey, that was outloud and on you know, world wide interweb. For the record the difference between funny and racist is that one is funny and the other is well, racist.

Tomorrow is still May????This month has been as long as January.

Much of the marine ecosystem along the reef’s north coast has become barren and skeletal with little hope of recovery on.natgeo.com/2NT0Gsd

They say there is a lot of fish in the sea. But you know else there is a lot of? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

Half of the world's killer whales could be wiped out before the end of the century -- and it's because of pollution from chemicals banned more than 40 years ago cnn.it/2DMvvuq

being in your 20s is the most nerve wracking shit ever. every decision you make feels like it has the power to eff your life up and fundamentally affect your future. aaand you’re running out an imaginary stop watch. I need a 3-5 year break pls

Sea Of Plastic’ Discovered In The Caribbean Stretches Miles And Is Choking Wildlife THIS IS NOT OK! THIS IS DISGUSTING! Retweet!

I am on Coronacation.

I’m beginning to think “hindsight is 2020” was some kind of message from a future time traveler that we all misunderstood.

Good morning Australia, you look about as grumpy as me.

"Sorry, my phone's been on silent" - Translation: I've been ignoring you all day!

Going out drinking tonight because it's Friday and I earned it. *closes Twitter so none of you can correct me*

Another day, another “I didn’t get enough done today” vibe

1. Women are amazing. 2. I'm so proud to be a woman.

Anybody else get into bed and go shit I agreed to go to gym tomorrow and spend like 30 years going to bed?

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He’s gonna lose his wife to a lesbian x.com/howcomeyousmel…

Our latest National Geographic cover is one for the ages #PlanetorPlastic