Marcus G. robert matthew jones CyclingMikey the Unspeakable Don't mess with the 'cycling mafia' . We have daily quotas to maintain in getting 'X' users banned 😉

The Cycling Mafia will always get revenge.

Some people talk of a 'Powerful Cycling Lobby'. I wanted to look into the reality of that.

The government publishes details of meetings taken by all transport ministers. In the first half of 2020, ministers met with just 4 cycling representatives (0.6% of total meetings).

Why?

No, actually - we certainly didn't reply.
We are, however, amused by your cowardice in limiting who can reply

We've expelled this Muppet from the Cycling Mafia. He starts by name-calling anyone unwilling to accept close overtakes, then tries to pretend he's somehow hard done by

All the best people are!

As we've told you before, we have a minimum IQ requirement for our members, and you've failed that twice now. No, you cannot join the Cycling Mafia, and no, that doesn't make us Marxist (not that you can explain what Marxism is)

Remember, we have members in surprising places
twitter.com/CyclistHannah/…

He deleted it because we told him to. Bow before the might of the Cycling Mafia

The Cycling Mafia...at it's best.

A free giveaway of some kind, apparently 😉

We are indeed! So much so, we even take two teaspoons of sugar in our tea

Reply below with a pic of your #EvilCyclingLobby t-shirt/sweater to secure automatic membership of the 'powerful, financially supported' The Cycling Mafia ...

Oh, Johnny Boy here is just jealous that we only hug organisms more intelligent than him. Like trees

This is true - we do support her, and rules don't apply to us.
This is why we sometimes even have salad cream with our burgers

#CyclingMafia is 'a powerful, financially supported organisation'.

If only ...

Yes, we are! In fact, during a recent meeting of the Capi, we had a whip around and almost managed to get enough to pay for our shared portion of cheesy chips
HT to Shivaji Shiva 😉

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