imagine that i posted this 3 days ago please

hawk tuah

i love academically dense shitposting

they're adding wokenouns to gaycraft. im so fucking excited

don't LIKE this tweet. don't RETWEET this tweet. don't fucking LOOK at this tweet. i don't LIKE you. i don't WANT you here. LEAVE.

doing an editing livestream is the highest form of vanity. nobody wants to fucking watch that. you are not that entertaining. the only reason someone would be present for that is if they use your stream for entertainment habitually.

my grandfather died in WW2 so that i could say hawk tuah and other such shenanigans

hawk tuah, etc

you can measure how annoying a music fan is to be around by how often they insult yoko ono. if the number is above 0 in their entire life, they're fucking annoying

me when something good happens to me: haha!!! yes!!! yes!! i love this!!! me when something bad happens to me: fuck!!!! no!!!! no!!! i hate this!!!

smoking salvia every day to find the clock demons and fuck them up

what if smosh were called smooch and they kissed eachotjer

brrg heaaa .f fff. ffffffffffff. fAAA

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. FUCK!!! FUCKK!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

listening to In The Aeroplane Over the Sea, gay as fuck, just wafting and or shitting out this swag

Mount Eerie at a "title a song or album the word "'the' and a noun" contest when he gets 3rd place and realizes he's late to the "make song titles from the first person perspective" contest down the block, where his 2nd place award is accepted on his behalf by Kendrick Lamar

at mcdonalds ordering a nothingburger and killing myself

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ripping fat blunts with hennessy kissinger