A tradition unlike any other #bringbackroadbeers

Me in the Uber on the way home after evil Mr. Kilroy steals my cocaine and kicks me out

Did you have fun at the no kings protest yesterday William “Big Willy” MacMillan

Make Vegas bombs great again #mvbga

Running it back guys, come through RIGHT NOW‼️ Guys free til 1, $5 after (SUBJECT TO INFLATION) Curry provided, BYOB

Ten likes and I’ll doxx this fags golf swing #rapebigwilly

Unathletic bozo (William “Big Willy” MacMillan) almost kills innocent bystanders while attempting to play golf #nukebigwilly

“What are your plans after graduation?”

DEKU BOP DOP DEM

Hey IU Police and Public Safety, can y’all set up roadblock checkpoints on all entrances to Bloomington before the next weekend? Only let IU students and Bloomington residents pass #Kirklanta

Brothers taking a page out of Mr. Kilroy’s book by jacking up prices for Little 5. Fucking pathetic.

Girls on my Instagram feed using earth day as an excuse to post a picture of their ass on the beach, gay son in game 4

Roommate tried playing house music during a bonfire #abolish

Friends want to go to sports instead of the IUFB spring game #hangthemfromtheireyelids

Thank you Mr Kilroy and ZBT