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Sources close to Curch of Dressel have discussed the possibility of winning the Powerball. It’d require several winning numbers, but there is momentum.

Mike Stanton is now Giancarlo Stanton

Bob's on the good shit today.

I hate the White Sox so much

Firing Kenny Williams and Rick Hahn and rehiring Tony LaRussa is like being stranded in the ocean in a boat, finding a genie that grants one wish, and using that wish to request one more season of Two and a Half Men.

Greg Olsen: Chiefs loading up in the box, great time for a play-action pass. Luke Getsy: Run up the gut for no gain.

This was more fun when the stadium was on fire

Should be: 1) Michigan 2) Oregon 3) FSU 4) Texas Will be: 1) Michigan 2) Bama 3) FSU 4) Georgia

JT Daniels is gonna play for every FBS team by the time his career ends at age 84.

Who can set the court on fire

This franchise is a complete embarrassment and it's somehow only the 3rd worst in the city.

The Associated Press has been limited to a max bet size of $1.39

Arturas seems like the dumbest guy in your fantasy football league

1. Mountain 2. Central 3. Pacific 4. Getting hit by a bus 5. Eastern

The haters and losers, of which there are many, think Pedro Grifol has lost the clubhouse.

I think it's broken. I've seen video proof this judge would take the opposing side.