. Ali Tabrizi chats to ITV News & AFP in Cornwall - where world leaders are meeting for #G7Summit - to explain why he's using the success of his seaspiracy documentary to ask these heads of state to enforce the protection of 30% of our oceans from industrial fishing by 2030

The scenes when Southgate takes off his waistcoat and bangs in the winning penalty right off the toe of his shiny loafers 😍

Richard Madeley telling a 9 year old kid on national TV that he should score his penalties because they're an easy shot is peak Richard Madeley #GMB

Lovely article from my old mucker, Niall Doherty. Remember this happening like it was yesterday. And @MrDDoherty turned into a (mostly) respectable fella! ❤ amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

Just managed to beat Southeastern's journey planner app by a full 25 mins. How does that even happen? Did I discover a new, off-menu route?! 🤔

Merry Christmas to you all! Let us know when it's time to open the wine, yeah?

Look, we know there are bigger issues at play here, but has anyone considered that maybe all work meetings *should* be BYOB?

We're about one week away from Nadine Dorries cartwheeling out of PMQs and giving this interview. youtu.be/968yNvFiVH0

If MTG thinks the gazpacho police are bad, wait til she hears about the Luftwaffle.

She can't do *any* of the jobs in Government

Shout out to all the PRs hoping to place a story this week 🙈

Looks like there's a Transatlantic 2-4-1 deal at the bot farm 🤣 Trust the process, everybody!

Have we checked Liz Truss isn't taking refuge halfway up Dartford Bridge?

Hey Folgers give us a call. Got a great idea for this year's Christmas commercial

Hey Santander UK you keep spamming us with emails and we don't even bank with you. No unsubscribe option on any of them. How do we get you to go away?

Politicians being mad that they spent years destroying hospitality businesses and now aren't welcome in hospitality businesses is today's story 😂

Just wait until they find out Michelle Mone made a £7 profit flogging a second hand sweatshirt on Vinted.

British guerrilla artist Karma Khazi celebrates toilet graffiti as a form of expression, in a new exhibition

British artist Karma Khazi turns toilet wall graffiti into art for his new exhibition

A reminder that the only 'success' Rishi Sunak keeps talking about is furlough - a scheme where he gave back some of your own money while he took away your income. Then he told 3m of us to naff off and get a loan instead, while funnelling millions to his mates #excluded