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"we want grandkids" best i can do is a new stardew valley farm

Of course, I'd definitely win a fist fight against Tim Nook. Y'all are silly.

rt for good luck

HE'S MORBING-

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Asain aunties are ruthless. my aunty (who hasn't seen me in a year) goes to greet me and says "aww your piggy nose is so cute", pinches it, then oink at me before walking away to greet the others. I'm speechless.

I haven't forgotten about y'all. 👋❤️

Tfw you get ready to play on the switch BUT IT HAS 0% BATTERY-

I had a realistic dream that I got face tattoos in the heat of the moment and out of anything I put on my face - I choose damn Shakespeare quotes?? I went m e n t a l.

It's Scooby DO not Scooby DON'T 😭

GRANPA FELL FROM THE CEILING??

waiting