Man.

They really made everyone get bullish into Nvidia earnings and then nuked it the following day 📉😭

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Behold, the man building the world’s most powerful surveillance machine… who can’t sit still for 30 secs. What drugs do you think bro is on?

2021 felt like peak crypto cultural relevance and idk if we ever get back there

Literally a f*kin tragedy what became of this country! 🤦‍♂️

Sometimes life is a lot like poker - you can make the right decisions, play perfectly, and follow the odds, yet still lose in the short term due to variance.

mfs will say "every cigarette you smoke takes a few minutes off your life" and then work a 9-to-5 job for 40 years

Bruh 😂😭

lord take my pain away and give it to wintermute

q1 2026

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This!!

✅ Joyless January 🔳 FUD February 🔳 Margin call March 🔳 Austerity April 🔳 Meltdown May 🔳 Jaded June 🔳 Jump off a cliff July 🔳 Agonising August 🔳 Sorrowful September 🔳 Obliterated October 🔳 No bid November 🔳 Dead December Big year ahead

Some absolutely heinous stuff on the timeline. Too easy to lose faith in humanity right now. Great evil exists. But so does great beauty. Embrace love, truth, and light. Have children. Protect their innocence. Let them remind you of the beauty of life. And a modest proposal:

Ok now accidentarry sell 1 birrion.

4+ years in crypto I've seen them all... absolute scammer tier list

If your father or mother is above 67, please pause and read this slowly. At that age, life begins to feel different for them. The world moves faster, but their bodies move slower. The things they once did effortlessly now require effort. Their strength is not what it used to be,

Kim Jong Un should start an X account. Feel like his tweets would go pretty hard.

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history. He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead