I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Love is all around us, and so the feeling grows.

Someone DM me. Frickle frackle.

It's almost been a month. 💕☺️ 8 more days baby, I love you so much. ~Ari.

// First Mother's Day without a mother this weekend.

"You want kids?" "Yeah, I do." "With me?" NO WITH THE DOG OF COURSE WITH YOU, FUCKSHIT.

Oh shit. Never did this, RT me I'm new.

My best friend. Peter Pan

RT me? I'm new.

I am such a horrible person oh my god

RT me? I'm new and shit. Needs friends.

The fact that jellyfish have survived 650 million years without brains is great news for stupid people.

I'm so happy you found the love of your life.... For the 3rd time in two years.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Asda adverts are ridiculous. "Our kiwis are more attractive than other stores." What the fuck are you on

"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you." "Yeah.. So is a grenade."

Things men know about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Women have breasts.

There's one thing I want. Love. I'm not talking about using someone to prevent loneliness. Just give me love. And I'll give it back.

// I'm being an ass because I love you.

She actually went.