Do not take the stairs when exiting at Covent Garden tube station. I repeat: do not take the stairs.

You have been warned.
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why didn’t voldemort just run harry potter over with a car

me when someone asks what’s going on in my life

Watch the Green Trailer before pledging your loyalty.

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🤣😭🤣😂 I'm dying at this point. twitter.com/chai_ste/statu…

Guys, The whole fucking UK right now is the Willy Wonka Experience

🤣 Shein and Temu probably already on it. twitter.com/drawckie/statu…

Between the Kate Middleton rumours and the Willy Wonka debacle, it’s been a stunning week to be online

I need a Willy Wonka experience Netflix documentary. twitter.com/CultureCrave/s…

A Fanta Limon on a balcony with a view of the sea after a shower with slight sunburn.

“Just finishing my pint then I’ll pop on the suffy g to you be 10 min x”

Staff at Zara when you interrupt them

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Phat Phuc Noodle Bar, Fuckoffee, EggSlut & Nosh ‘n’ Go twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.

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