Hey Taco Bell , #1 - have a $1 no cheese option. My trash is full of cheese. #2 - Stop bringing the fries back for a limited time. Just sell fries man.

In these times of constant change, it's good to take comfort in the consistent disappointment every time Allbirds releases new stuff and they ignore Tree Toppers.

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@OakbrookBrew is there an email we can use to reach you? Thanks!

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Oh. Twitter is still here apparently.

There are lots of beer festivals out there but Hibrewnation focuses on the brews. #watchoutforbeers Get Tix bit.ly/2iR91cU

"I totally suckered a shrimp outta a guy the other day" - X

Decided to cough my way out of the #bflyc17 keynote. Now she's wearing buns... I think I missed something...

Bathroom decorated with half inch of water, 5 empty soap dispensers, 1 empty towel dispenser, 1 empty sanitizer, and a 16 year old with a mop reconsidering his life. Yo Frank Theatres , what the what?