Hula Hoops Smoky Bacon: Yes, smoky bacon, but the piggy taste gets a little lost in the dense, starchy potato flavour of the Hula Hoop. As ever, a phenomenal, sharp crack of a crunch. Rating: 7.2

Kettle Brie & Caramelised Onion: A gourmet take on a classic, these crisps start with a rich rush of creamy, decadent brie before the sweet, tangy onion titillates the tastebuds. A herby finish trails behind to complete the treat. Rating: 8.3

Missed these last time around? Get yourself down to Aldi Stores UK because they're back in stock!

Savoursmiths Truffle and Rosemary: This delightful pairing combines a restrained burst of truffle with a hefty dose of fragrant rosemary. Together, they swagger across your tongue as if they own the place. Not for those who consider flavour a sin. Rating: 8.0

Sainsbury's Prime Rib with Smoked Ancho Butter: There's lots of smoke. And lots of garlic. But the beef barely mumbles its presence against a muddled, dry haze of spice. Confusing and disappointing. Rating: 5.6

I'm yet to try Monster Munch Giants. This must be rectified sooner rather than later.

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Anyone had the delight of Kent Crisps? They've got some intriguing flavours in their range...

Monster Munch Giants Roast Beef: They’re more airy than their smaller cousins, but still offer up a jaw-stretching gobful. The classic salty beef flavour hits home as expected, and the crunch is gloriously without equal. Rating: 9.3

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