Cris (@crismtzgr) 's Twitter Profile
Cris

@crismtzgr

What comes around, goes around.

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firewalkonwater (@fireholdingfire) 's Twitter Profile Photo

tired - doing something excellent with my life and being well-regarded for it wired - standing in awe as I watch Jesus do an actual miracle in someone’s life, and sob uncontrollably

Cris (@crismtzgr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So cats can be fat and hairy and sleep all day but when I do it I’m “a useless member of society” Fuckin alright then.

BlankExpression (@blankexpressio1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm having a very difficult time lately not replying with complete sarcasm when people say some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard slip past their lips.

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"You're never going to find another girl like me." Are you kidding me? There's 3.5 billion females on this planet, who the fuck are you? Calm your weave.