it fucks me up mentally that electronics and magnets just got over their beef for the most part like they're chill now. my phone has a magnet on it. my pc case has a magnet on it. unsettling

its the desert biome man. we got curved swords and beetles and shit. sitar going absolutely buckwild on the soundtrack. maybe a giant worm. fuckin love the desert

“why are you using banned spells” because im lowkey evil dude damn

for the last time, i didnt "murder" your village. their souls are still very much intact and are being used to fuel the phylactory city keeping the dark lord immortal. not to mention their bodies have been reanimated to serve in the undead army!

今週はすでに2回風俗店へ行ってしまったので、週末は自宅でプレステやってのんびり過ごそう。

インド人の息子の友達が最近我が家に遊びに来るようになった。他の日本人の子たちと同じように最初にアレルギーを聞いたら「牛は食べられない」と。小学生男児たちが「牛は神様の使いだから大事にしないとね！」などとひとしきり盛り上がる。そこからマイクラで遊び始めたら、そのインド人の子も、マイ

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

I saw a man bleed out on Toad's Turnpike

I should be allowed to connect to the mycelium network

Found myself an invisible blade, which moves through the air unseen and no foe could ever hope to parry or evade. The problem is, it leaves equally invisible wounds, so my enemies don't even know they've been cut. They just keep on living their lives as if I'd never sliced them.

最近は夜寝る前に奥さんとマインクラフトをやるんです。ゲーム酔いと戦いながら。普段ぜんぜんゲームしない二人だからすっごいヘタクソみたい。見かねた息子が参加してくれて、ボクらの家の周りに謎の施設を次々と建設してくれます。

「父さん母さん、このチェストにエメラルドとダイヤモンド入ってるからね。松明はここに置いてあるよ。それからもっとサトウキビを作ったほうがいいね」 マインクラフトの中では息子達が大人でボク達が子供。

息子の作った謎の施設のひとつから大量のゾンビの呻き声がして怖い…経験値が思いのまま稼げる施設らしい。

fuckin sorcerers scare the shit outta me man. no staff no orb no tome, not even a wand. I asked one if she got her arcane wisdom from a pact with a higher being or perhaps through song, she genuinely looked me in the eyes and said it was because her great grandad fucked a dragon

Hey bro are u free I wanna kill u later

You know you can trust me, because I take bribes from everyone. It's too many to keep track of. So every bribe is such a small portion of the total bribe pool, that I'm basically beholden to no one. Incorruptible.

99% of wizards stop reading the accursed tome of dul'xarath mere moments before they finally find the spell capable of reviving their loved ones

And for the lady? Perhaps a living wage?

is anyone hiring for a castle guard position? im really good at walking a specific route for hours at a time and i like to go “is someone there?!…must have been the wind…” whenever i hear a suspicious noise