Civil: “judge we have several motions that we need half a day to argue” Criminal: “let’s put 12 in the box and tee this bitch up”.

We've hit 90° again. Our 17th this season. Normal to date is 9. Normal in a whole year is 13... everything's fine... nothing to see here... 11th hottest meteorological summer to date heading for a nearly guaranteed top 10 spot by August 31.

Better not get pulled over and cited for not having my rolly bag properly buckled. #publicdefender

Tuesday night (8/16) the Dakota welcomes the sunny, dreamy pop sounds of Honeybutter and we have a pair of tickets up for grabs. RT to ETW and we'll pick a winner tonight at 8pm. dakotacooks.com/event/honeybut…

Seen near the sites of many recent sweeps in south Minneapolis: "See a tent? Just f*cking leave it alone, thanks!"

Just so we’re clear, poor folks who dare to go to college with student loans, have to pay many more times the cost of their educations than folks who don’t have to take out student loans or can pay them off quickly. Student loans are a poor tax. President Donald J. Trump #CancelAllStudentDebt

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦

della ~ 🍒💣 ~ righteous delinquent @Hasan_JF Yes, the world is better with more unions and less genocidal empires, actually

cbsnews.com/news/minneapol… What the story doesn't tell you is he also robbed Super Americas at gunpoint in Minneapolis during roll call. He knew that no cops would respond. MPD late show is nothing new. Their response has been inadequate for decades.

My favorite (heavy sarcasm) part of the criminal legal system is how prosecutors aren’t even expected to say sorry when they ask the court to lock someone up for months then dismiss the case once they actually look into it

If your lawyer responds with “living the dream” to “how are you,” they are tired and sick of being a lawyer

Really looking forward to everyone returning from Burning Man like "wow living in a tent sucks and all my shit is muddy, oh well, back to begging the courts to let us sweep the homeless."

"or they are lawyers." just had to end with that, ha.

Imagining a world where judges hand out consequences to prosecutors for day of trial disclosure, failing to turn over Brady material, and interviewing witnesses without recording or taking accurate notes. And it's beautiful.