Mike Townsend has to get out of bed Mike Townsend's got the voice in his head

“And sometimes when I pitch a bad game, the fans will write a song called something like “Mike Townsend Is A Disappointment”. And it will become the new anthem of our team, and it’ll play non stop on KGAR...”

My mind's this cave So dark, no moon, no stars

We need more sluggers like him and Allison Abbott. We need less people like Mike Townsend

t. tot? nononononoNONONONO not tot. no. NO. not. no.

I don't wanna let you go in the feedback. Cause I don't know I’d get you back. I don't know i'd get you back

i know what to do. i know what to do. i know what t█ ██ . . █ █ █ █.

[ZZZZZZZZT-] but i’m not yknow? i’m not jaylen hotdogfingers, i’m not the best blaseball pitcher in the league, i’m just kind of a goofball that the team likes to turn into a running gag. [ZZZZZZZZT-] and, yknow, i’m not incinerated! atleast not yet….

[ZZZZZZZZZZZT-] hell yeah! we’re the garages, slept for ten years, now we suck again, whoa-oh! [ZZZZZZZZT-]

[ZZZZZZT-] SO WATCH OUT, WE’LL HUNT YOU, WE’LL FIND YOUR HIDEY-HOLE- [ZZZZZZZT-]

[ZZZZZT-] (no, you’re pro union! pro union.) [ZZZZZZZZT-]

[ZZZZZZT-] and then it’s all of the eyes on the pitcher throwing, and it’s all of the eyes on the way it’s going- [ZZZZZZZT-]

[ZZZZZZZ- ZZT] no-one will die in your name but you. so if you think about bringing the end, just rest assured it’ll be yours too [ZZZ-ZZZTT]

ooc: @/WyattMasonVIII and @/wormthrice are both run by someone who is pro-MAP. if you support MAPS or are one. please get the fuck off my page

[ZZZZZZZZZZT-] but he can’t remove the heavy feeling- [ZZZZZZZZZZZZT-]

The number 14 is FAKE