The worst thing just happened. In critical condition. I reached into an open box of free samples outside a donut place. Only it wasn’t free samples. It was a women. Holding an open box of donuts. Her donuts. I tried to steal a women’s donuts…

Me when my friend shows me their new NFT project after they learned Procreate two days ago:

I’m a doxxed builder. So here’s Web2 Me vs Web3 Me

Someone out there feels better because you exist. Read that again. GM

Just a little evening pick me up Y’know the vibes. GM all the time

“Here’s what my customer achieved” Is 100x better than… “Here’s what I achieved” Celebrate your customers and get over yourself.