I love these parody news accounts.

Neighbor: 'So, are you going to be putting some of those cute garden gnomes in your front yard's flower bed?'

Me (closing garage door quickly): 'Um... yeah! Garden gnomes! That's it. That's the ticket!'

Criminal prosecutions of illegal aliens stopped when COVID hit. They never resumed. dailywire.com/news/criminal-…

President Biden If you are low income you do not own a home
Especially in the most expensive housing market ever where 80% of income earners don't qualify for the average home prices

To say this administration is out of touch doesn't express how absurd this is.

$7 billion for his union buddies at home and his CCP friends in China, and only a handful of solar panels will be delivered to install on some demonstration homes, probably somewhere in Baltimore.

(The installed panels will be stolen or destroyed within a week.)

Wait, she's in trouble because she called her friends!?

Cori Bush You literally told your radical 'followers' to show up with masks, celebrated Highway's being shut down, and encouraged police harassment and targeting. etc..

I still remember when you lied and claimed to have received “violent threats, such as death threats from the Ku Klux

Jeremy Flood 🌹 Reading is Fundamental.

Karen Attiah Are you retarded? Or just a flaming Marxist Jew-hater?

Joe Biden Says There Are Very Fine People On Both Sides Of The Oct. 7 Debate thefederalist.com/2024/04/23/joe…

And for all those who complain about how racist and horrible Texas is, please note the absence of Texas colleges on the list.

I just bought t4c0 Koozy - m1st3r_t4c0 store.t4c0.io

#ProTip : Maybe next semester, don't join hateful antisemitic protests where people are chanting slogans about killing Jews and intimidating Jewish students.

'Yay, we've ruined the spring semester for EVERYONE!'

1939 Nazi Germany mob mentality infests Yale University as rabid antisemites don't allow an Orthodox Jewish student to pass.

Recognize any of them?
Let us know!
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Ilhan Omar Lmao, nothing was 'co-opted'. This is who you are.

The Nazi Hamas-supporting antisemites that your look up to (and have nurtured yourself) did not need any fucking help in spectacularly making themselves look bad.

Community Notes for the win 🏆

TWICE!