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CraigRutman

@CraigRutman

Broker/ Realtor. Reasonably nice guy. Former youngest person on Earth. Just trying to enjoy my short stay on this lovely planet, and having some fun doing it...

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Who's looking forward to the Dead Forever Experience featuring John Mayer and his magical puppet show?
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Dead & Company

Who's looking forward to the Dead Forever Experience featuring John Mayer and his magical puppet show? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ @deadandcompany
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Thinking about updating my business card.
This is what I have so far.
Whatcha think?
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Thinking about updating my business card. This is what I have so far. Whatcha think? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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Today I'm going to sneak this in to the office and then sit back and watch my colleague's reactions!
Β‘ΚŽΙπ’‘ 𝒍𝒐𝒐Ⅎ 𝒔,π’α΄‰ΙΉπ’…βˆ€ ΚŽπ’…π’…Ιπ‘―

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Today I'm going to sneak this in to the office and then sit back and watch my colleague's reactions! Β‘ΚŽΙπ’‘ 𝒍𝒐𝒐Ⅎ 𝒔,π’α΄‰ΙΉπ’…βˆ€ ΚŽπ’…π’…Ιπ‘― #AprilFoolsDay πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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For those who were wondering, Shakedown is happening for the Dead & Company shows at the Sphere!
Liora from Jayli Imports has all the info here:

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🎢 Don't get in the way, there's nothing you can say
Nothing that you need to add or do
They love each other... 🎢
Jerry Garcia Grateful Dead

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🎢 Crazy cat peaking through a lace bandana, Like a one-eyed cheshire,
Like a diamond-eye jack 🎢
Now I get it!
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Grateful Dead Dead & Company

🎢 Crazy cat peaking through a lace bandana, Like a one-eyed cheshire, Like a diamond-eye jack 🎢 Now I get it! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ @GratefulDead @deadandcompany
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Things that keep me awake at night #34,296.
I wonder how far could we jump if we had frog's legs?
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Things that keep me awake at night #34,296. I wonder how far could we jump if we had frog's legs? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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I think they could have picked a different headline for this one. Yet, here we are!
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boingboing.net/2024/03/01/one…

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CAR DEALER:
Your new truck is ready. But there's one problem.
ME:
Nope. Looks about right to me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the new Ford Anger!
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CAR DEALER: Your new truck is ready. But there's one problem. ME: Nope. Looks about right to me. Ladies and gentlemen, the new Ford Anger! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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So I just voted and got my β€œI Voted Early” sticker. It was designed by a sixth grader. This is the story behind it. And it's a fun little read...
HeadCount | Register To Vote ! ncrabbithole.com/p/wake-county-…

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