Seriously, don't tradesmen want work. My elderly mum has been let down no less than 8 times for a gardener!!

Guys and I suppose gals... Dating apps, Please tell me whats legit. I've tried tinder, Im now on bumble (for the 2nd time) I get lasses like me, they message, I message back, then they disappear.. I'm thinking bots. Help me out. Fucking sick of it all now

the comma, , , , Does, anyone, really know, where, it should be used, I aint got a , fucking, clue... So I randomly chuck one in every now, and, then, to look like i know what, ... i am doing.

Murillo is the best bit of business this club has done since Collymore (rather not say that c*nts name) #nffc

Agent's Antonio and Johnson, you know your roles next weekend. Let's go boy's. #nffc #WHUFC #Spurs

IF we get just 1 point back, it makes us just about safe based on form. #nffc

Chelsea are a bit of a win, lose, win, lose team.. Do you see the pattern, 😉 #nffc

Yates has taken so much shit from all corners this and last season, A bit like Joe Worrall. But watching that video of him the other day and seeing him score that goal, You can see what it means to him to be wearing that 🌟🌟shirt. Cut him some slack folks. #nffc

This nob on Talksport, Leeds should've kept big Sam, what a tool. ¡Andy H! 🤍💛💙 79/92

I'm addicted to 90's car's. So yep, I've bought another.
BMW M3.

I'm quickly deleting all my 'We're going down' Tweets from today. #nffc

1st half all Sheff Utd, 2nd half all Forest. Could easily have been down and out in that 1st half, But to our credit we held on (just) and bossed the 2nd half. Crucial win, I think 1 point keeps us up. #NFFC

Gooooooool CHO #NFFC

How the fuck have we escaped a battering in that 1st half. Need 100% improvement 2nd half. #nffc

Half time can't come soon enough, An absolute mess at the back. #nffc

What the fuck are we doing at the back!!!! #nffc

Same old problem's with Nuno as there was with Cooper. The players are fucking useless, we are going down. #nffc

That's Sells done. #nffc

Masters of our own downfall #nffc