You don’t have to even ask me…. Always a clown… *clown sob*

I’m bad… Bad at life… Bad at jokes…. Just bad…. *clown sigh*

Lizard versus Clown… I see what you did there…. World Championship Qualifier…. Another chance to fail…. *clown sigh*

Cuz I suck or something….

*clown sigh* Told you I was expanding…

*clown sigh* Go figure… Different place… Same outcome… *clown sob*

Is make fun of my opponent or something, but I don’t even know how to pronounce their name… *clown sigh* Watch me flop or something again…

How good is boat security? And how tall are the rails? *clown sigh*

So you’re telling me there’s a chance… Count me in or something…

Clown vs Cowboy vs Mask I wish I was more like them… I wish I could hide my face and be incognito forever… I wish I could hop on a horse and ride off into the sunset, where there might be a cliff… *clown sigh* One can only hope I get strung up by the cowboy…

Bunch of clowns… *clown sigh*

Probably my fault… I suck… *clown sob*

I’ve spent my whole life alone. So yeah, temptation whispers. Sounds easy. Safe. Join Dexter, disappear into the machine. But I have trust issues, and I don’t trust the ones who sell candy. *clown sigh* So I guess I’ll fight or something. What’s the worst that can happen?

Coming soon or something…

*clown sigh* Almost had it… then someone had to cut the handkerchief… At least I get to fight a zombie or something… No chance of survival there…. *clown shrug*

*clown sigh* Maybe or something…

#OOC Going through the shit. Just trying to stay afloat until I can get everything fixed. Anything helps. gofund.me/b60205d4

#OOC Don’t usually like posting this kind of stuff, but going through it right now and just trying to stay afloat until I can get resorted. Anything helps. gofund.me/b60205d4

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