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Kautuk Srivastava

@cowtuk

Comic, sitcom writer, author. Not all thoughts are jokes but all jokes are thoughts. My book RED CARD is out NOW!
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Been thinking about people posting about Protein Modaks and Matcha Modaks. I don't think it's sacrilege. I think it's joyous that we're remixing the old with the new. OGs like Ukdiche will always have their reputation enhanced through innovation within the genre.

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There should be a restaurant that lets you customise your dish based on calories. Eg: Give me 350 calories of butter chicken and 110 calories of butter garlic naan.

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My second idea is a restaurant/app called Splitsies - where it connects you to other people who are craving the same dish 'par mujhe sirf ek do bite khaana hai'. Now ten of you strangers can split the dish and the bill.

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Pawan Kalyan has a film out called, 'OG'. This is a very interesting trend where south cinema are using Gen Z slang as titles. Can think of GOAT and Thug Life. Are there more?

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I enjoy how AI image prompts basically read like excerpts from a novel: 'Generate a polaroid style image of a boy and girl in a close embrace. They are at a party. They stand in front of a beige wall. A flash goes off. They are caught unaware but happy.'

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Heard MTV is shutting its music business. End of an era. The good old days were when we got our music based on the broadcast schedule of a giant corporation instead of getting it by the algorithm of giant tech corporations.

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The solution to the AQI problem is, obviously, to stop measuring it. Seeing those high three numbers is causing most of the irritation in the eyes, throat and lungs.

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btw, currently working on the edit of our new show, Maa Kasam. After months of planning, talking, dreaming and two exciting and exhausting weekends of shooting, we're finally at this phase. Cannot wait to put this out there in the world.