As I prepare for the possibility of the Eclipse going horribly wrong, I feel "fearless". reverbnation.com/open_graph/son… Mosey & the gang play Floyd

The Moronic Chef taught me to make glass pudding. I wouldn't eat it, but it was very interesting. x.com/CovfefeTV/stat…

At certain times, a flying David Lee Roth is the only remedy for your ailments.

I have discovered the most quizzical book of mæģįçk upon the shelf... it's pages soft and almost black... ink adds to it, but cannot be read

There is a soft beckoning comes from the little mæģįçk book. Inside of my brain, caressing the walss o my ssku)ll. °•○•°°•○•°°•○•°°•○•°°•○•°

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

Ņœ wœŕļď øŕ ļįfė čâň ļæşţ fœŕəvəŕ Øņęş ļœņģ ģœņę ļævę şhæđœwş + şpļįņţęŕş Ó' whæŕę & whåť & whœ ţhæý wəřə Ňøţ əvəň wævę§ œf Ťîmê çæņ §ţįr

A lost gem. x.com/CovfefeRadio/s…

I'm considering offering humanity up to the ŇəţhəřĢœđş in a last ditch attempt 2 win Maggie back. Is that ok? They may refuse the sacrifice

Hello everyone! I kinda sorta died recently & have been visiting many of you in my spectral form. Please, please stop masturbating so much.

#pretender

Happy Halloween from the spectral plane!

Hey all! I'm dead. I don't have a drop of interest in the silly drama of the living. However, if you wanna chill, I'm haunting the attic.

Ğæđđæmmæţţ!!! How in the fłîğğ did I manage to just about break my toe against the foot of the couch??? I'm a ďîňğ~ďâňğěď ghost!!?

How in the world is it bruising?? I'm basically vape smoke shaped like a wizard!?

Oh my goodness everyone! Charles Mason's ghost just sat down at the table next to mine at the netherworld Applebees!

Ugh. *Manson.

I've been dead before. No big whoop.

Why am I still holding this fish?