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.@leckhamptonsch well done to all Choristers and Conductors (Conductress ?) for the Carol concernt last night

.Yodel Losign packages and forging signatures - all in a days work for one of your drivers is it? DM'd you my delivery id, I can't have signed for the parcel as I was miles away at the time. Want to tell me which puddle your driver has left the package in?

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.@Hermesparcels useless as usual. Apparently your driver didn't want to wait in a queue of traffic for 5 minutes so said we were not in. Which is funny as I was sat in my office watching him turn round in the traffic. Can I get a refund on my next day delivery?

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. American Express I keep getting emails for one of your customers in the US, nothing to do with me, and I can't find any way to report this. Can you help before I just block your email addresses and the guy gets into trouble over not being able to manage his bill?

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.@whsurveyors How come your website won't accept my message, your chat client is missing, your SMS survey has failed and no one answers the phone. Is there anyone there at all?

.AXS_UK can you tell me your sla on returning payments, is it 10 days, or 10 working days. Can't get through on the phones you keep on cutting me off when I get to position #2, starting to wonder if you are a scam.

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@lrobertsonTewks Were you at the party for Tory MPs last night? Who’s paying for it? Did you ignore the families of the Covid victims on the way in? Will you continue to support the Prime Minister even if he receives a fixed penalty notice?

. @haloleisure Why is my account telling me I didn't attend a session and so am being hit with a non attendance charge when I did attend that session, and your the centres CCTV can prove it?

.Ask Amex Any reason why for the last 12 months I have been getting one of your customers statements? I have reported this to your US and UK teams and nothing happens. Do I need to lodge a complaint with the ICO in the UK ?

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There should be an award for “best question ever”, and BBC Leeds’ Roma Ahmed should win it for this opener.

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