#Inauguration2021

When you FINALLY get to schedule that COVID vaccine appointment 🙏🏻 #LetsDoThis

‘Cause life is sweet and love is free, so you really got to love yourself #Smile

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And with that, I think it’s safe to say that my day has been MADE. metro.co.uk/2021/10/21/bo-…

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Thank you Courtlo Ren for making my 30th extra special!

So me it hurts… just like my tummy…

Yooooo y’all seen the new Life Alert Snyder Cut? Shit is 🔥🔥🔥

The Maps app telling me how long it’ll take to drive home while I’m pulling back up to work from my lunch break is a subtle form of torture

If you’re playing your music loudly in the office, don’t be offended if I take it as a direct challenge and whip out my boombox to assert dominance

Me coming to my good vibes TL after work and realizing I got called a “cousin-wife” for absolutely no reason… #ELE #COMEON

When the bartender says: “I’ve come for your glasses!” So, my brain tells me to respond by quoting the 1988 classic, Beetlejuice, and I reply with: “We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck!” It was NOT well received… And again I’m left to wonder, why am I the way I am?

Y’all ever consider doing some crazy shit just to see who they’d cast as you in your Netflix / Hulu mini series? I got big hopes for :) 🤞🏻

Had to take this prize winner to the fair Joe Pera 🍅

When it's 66° currently with a chance of snow for 8am tomorrow... 🙃

In need of a mystical feed refresher? Check out my work of short fiction, "Take Me to Church," published by DarkWinter Lit Mag and Press to take yourself on a spoopy little journey to a bonfire-lit night in October. #Paranormal #Romance darkwinterlit.com/post/take-me-t…

“Parting is such sweet sorrow”… until it isn’t. Get a glimpse into the end of a bittersweet romance. Read my new work of flash fiction, “No One” published by Every Day Fiction