Count Dankula I'm sorry about your recent loss. It'll grow back.

It's coming along but this still fucking sucks.

That was my first thought as soon as I shaved it. But when I went downstairs right after it, it was like they never even noticed. They didn't react at all and just carried on like usual.

Hear me out.

Damn how'd that happen?

If they had learned to just shut the fuck up this would never have happened.

I'm going to make so many tribes think I'm god.

A young boy became so obsessed with nuclear fission that his friends nicknamed him "Glow Boy" and he built a nuclear reactor in his shed. He then Chernobyl'd his entire neighborhood. The Nuclear Boy Scout youtube.com/watch?v=uHy2LR…

It's actually growing back really fast. Unfortunately the hair on my head doesn't.

I do Mad Lads on people whose story is over. His is just beginning.

The great Ohio balloon disaster of 1986 caused planes to fall out of the sky, fatal car crashes, damage to power plants, billions in damages and several deaths. Except it didn't and you have all been misled about the event. The Ohio Balloon "Disaster" youtube.com/watch?v=OvjbG9…

I missed him so much.