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My pitch to be London Mayor. #BindependenceDay

Hardly a u-turn, Ross. It's a prudent and very minor course correction due to the utter catrusstophe of the last few years. The humans of London need affordable homes and affordable croissants. Simple as.

Is it where Southend Utd play?

Ok, @tripleH. I will invite all previous Royal Rumble winners to London to take part in the Ultimate Royal Rumble at Wembley Stadium. Matt Hancock will be tied to one turnbuckle throughout the contest. #VoteBinface

Big Ben. Bigger Binface.

Count Binface 🙌 #BindependenceDay 🙌

I’ll play this game, Mr Mayor.
London is already the capital of the galaxy.
If I’m elected next Thursday we’ll go even further.
I’ll look to bring E.T., ALF and at least one affordable house to London, and put together a bid for the 2040 from Victoria to Selhurst to run on time.

Count Binface One week until I can vote to get my (half eaten) breakfast for £1.10

Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.

It’s not a poll, but I’m winning.

ONE WEEK TO GO TILL POLLING DAY.
STILL the best manifesto going.
STILL the only fresh thing on the menu.
STILL the only one who will take the piss out of the Thames.
May 2nd Be With you!
#BindependenceDay

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE! #BindependenceDay
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It’s not a poll, but I’m winning.

Make it so! Count Binface

Sorted.

“Londoneye”

And now, a new party political broadcast by Count Binface, which is both a crucial call-to-arms about water pollution, and my tribute to Tina Turner... 🪙👁️ #VoteBinface #MayorBinface #BindependenceDay Feargal Sharkey

Look at this and tell me inflation's falling.

Vote Count Binface and I will abolish VAR.