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Couch | They/Them | 34 | ADHD+Autistic dragonplushthing | Purveyor of fine spiders | Header by @ahappypichu! | Some 🔞 stuff!

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calendar_today31-03-2012 07:45:45

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What's the difference between ADHD and autism? How are they similar? What's it like to be both an ADHDer and autistic at the same time? Let's dig in! (1/12)

What's the difference between ADHD and autism? How are they similar? What's it like to be both an ADHDer and autistic at the same time? Let's dig in! #cosmictakeover (1/12)
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Zack the Slither W-Volcarona!
- big 21 page comic are officially done and we're going to be posting them all here!
4 pages a day, in this thread, until we reach the end 💕

(If you can't wait it is available here: ko-fi.com/hopehjort/shop for less than 3€)

LET'S GO!

Zack the Slither W-Volcarona! - big 21 page comic are officially done and we're going to be posting them all here! 4 pages a day, in this thread, until we reach the end 💕 (If you can't wait it is available here: ko-fi.com/hopehjort/shop for less than 3€) LET'S GO! #TeamLegume
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Drew Azzur Osal, my tengu fighter from an ongoing Strength of Thousands Pathfinder 2nd Edition campaign!
her famous moment is yelling 'you aren't my elected representative' before criting someone and instantly killing them

Drew Azzur Osal, my tengu fighter from an ongoing Strength of Thousands Pathfinder 2nd Edition campaign! her famous moment is yelling 'you aren't my elected representative' before criting someone and instantly killing them
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The problem with ADHD and computers is that I can't avoid doomscrolling for three hours, whoops. So I made myself a log that requires me to justify why I'm using the PC, set how long I can use it, and whether I was a good enby and kept my word. I think it's working.

The problem with ADHD and computers is that I can't avoid doomscrolling for three hours, whoops. So I made myself a log that requires me to justify why I'm using the PC, set how long I can use it, and whether I was a good enby and kept my word. I think it's working.
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So my ... oh, bots. Avoiding keywords... $thing suddenly stopped accepting my mastercode on all devices. Must've been a typo in the original master -- which is infuriating, because that typo was propagated intact across 4 different machines somehow

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Ganymede might die of disease next session (why did we not bring antiplagues?), but until then this is how she responded to the agent of an outer god who thought it could ruin her day

Ganymede might die of disease next session (why did we not bring antiplagues?), but until then this is how she responded to the agent of an outer god who thought it could ruin her day #pathfinder2e
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Trilli Kerkar is my Tengu Draconic Sorcerer currently suffering through Abomination Vaults. She looks like that cause she has some extra dragony blood: the Draconic Scion versatile heritage from Battlezoo Ancestries: Dragons!

Trilli Kerkar is my Tengu Draconic Sorcerer currently suffering through Abomination Vaults. She looks like that cause she has some extra dragony blood: the Draconic Scion versatile heritage from Battlezoo Ancestries: Dragons!
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Self-loathing is a pain because when I make things I say 'I like the >thing' without it ever occuring to me to also say 'I like how *I* make the >thing'.

Can you imagine liking something you made only if you can surgically excise yourself from its creation

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Pulse shot up to 140 yesterday and didn't come down, so I went to the ED. No other symptoms. EKG and bloodwork normal.

Got discharged three hours later diagnosed with... dehydration.

For the love of God people, hydrate. Water is much cheaper than two liters of hospital saline

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Here's Megwynn 'Whisky' Whistler, 23 years and 16 levels later: originator of the Circle of Wildfire on Everden and the Treespeaker of the Scorched Grove Tenders. They've endured much and gained even more, as torch passes to new adventurers...

Here's Megwynn 'Whisky' Whistler, 23 years and 16 levels later: originator of the Circle of Wildfire on Everden and the Treespeaker of the Scorched Grove Tenders. They've endured much and gained even more, as torch passes to new adventurers... #humblewood #dnd5e
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