All you need to conquer the world is some naps and unlimited delivery of chicken shawarma with uber eats Anyone telling you something else is lying

the lion doesn't concern himself with liquidation emails

Man, I'm so tired of "fun quirky" companies I just want to hire a bookkeeper > "what is your favorite dessert😃" > "Where in the world do you want to go🥸" I JUST WANT BOOKKEEPING SERVICES. WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE REQUIRED QUESTIONS. HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY HELP IN ANY WAY.

Jeff Bezos heard "do things that don't scale" and decided to hire 1000 indians to run an automated grocery store And proceeds to generate millions upon millions in free PR for Amazon and Whole Foods Truly next-level thinker

SOL is truly the best chain out there BTC has no popping artists ETH has no popping artists Screw your "decentralization" I'll be over on Solana bumping Yashtin

When the west gets a "social credit" system I really hope that the AI-generated reply guys get put in the bottom

Cobie: No one understands that $1b is an enormous amount of money, assuming I have this much is just delusional Cobie, 1 day later: Want to thank Brian and the team at Coinbase for sending me $400m

if you're so retarded then why aren't you rich

>see girl on twitter >"oh wow she seems to actually be pretty based" >check media tab >softcore porn

Anyone know who created dyor.fi I know it's a longshot, but seems like it got taken over by some casino company, wanted to check something Would be super grateful if anyone knows who made it

The masculine urge to start a car mechanic shop even though I've never touched a car in my entire life

Making it is not getting money in the bank It's waking up doing the same thing you've done every other day the past month Then going to sleep and thinking "Today was a great day"

Boomer: ”Don’t let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife” Zoomer: ”Don’t let the hoes stop you from finding the huzz”

"Let's check out discord real quick" Discord: Hey here's 11 updates How do they always have new updates and how come there's never any difference

Whoever was in charge of google cloud's UI deserves the electric chair

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